May 2013
cockringtoss:
hearing teachers swear keeps me young
solluxyaoi:
“wow hes really attractive”
“aren’t you a lesbian though?? how can you tell???”
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i imagine adulthood to be like one of those “choose your own adventure” books except each choice is terrible
That’s the lesson of choose your own adventure books - it doesn’t matter if you’re in a fantasy world or not, all your choices will suck
“Why did they train Luke up and not Princess Leia who was cooler, and had more to...”
– John Green in his newest Crash Course video (via kinuimani)
1 tag
timeywimeyteapot:
timeywimeyteapot:
wow hey look free wifi
i clicked it and now i dont know where i am but theres wifi so it’s okay
4 tags
rachelphobia:
kaz-24601:
tootsienoodles:
sam-vurps:
fallingforev3r:
hotllamasex:
kanayatheawkwardlesbian:
saying ‘since you support gay marriage you must be gay’ is like saying ‘since you support obama you must be obama’
we are all obama
And I swear in that moment we were Obama
We accept the Obama we think we deserve
My thoughts are Baracks I cannot fathom into Obamas.
...
shavingryansprivates:
i wish blue raspberry was a real fruit
a-tardis-full-of-fandoms:
stardust-and-petrichor:
I guess you could say the Doctor’s gravestone is…
Dead Sexy.
breffski:
fostermymind:
breffski:
my friends bought my other friend a shit load of flavoured lube for her birthday and me and her just sat and ate the tutti fruity one because it tasted rlly nice and i forgot i still had it on my fingers when i tried to high five her and ended up slapping her in the face
you guys are going places
and i’ll probably still be a virgin when i get there
harleyquinn394:
i-dont-understand-that-reference:
danisalmostonfire:
i-dont-understand-that-reference:
i-dont-understand-that-reference:
today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found...
Obama: I like Coke
Fox News: Obama Declares War on Pepsi
vexarion:
ifyoucarryonthisway:
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
ranetree:
I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.
hippyjamfest:
I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first
Person: What state do you live in?
Me: Denial.
in-castiel-we-trust:
gabrielseyebrows:
carryonmywaywarddad:
deanwinchesterthehedgehog:
homurica:
wouldnt it be awkward if dean was just about to eat a pie and then suddenly crowley just emerges from the centre
How the hell are we going to survive a six month hiatus
whispers ‘it would have to be a…….Sheppard’s pie’
Dooooone.
demigodinstitute:
No. It is not gay, it is not lesbian, it is not straight. It is one person falling in love with another person.That’s it.
1 tag
gllob:
a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
cokeflow:
when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god
kapooyah:
bellabracha:
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
badpeopleanonymous:
askgoldenatoms:
missdawnsavage:
can February March?
…
no, but April May
im so fucking done with this website
You say that, but I bet July.
June-ow that’s not funny
5 tags
razzmapandas:
rebby:
deanckles:
shawty had them
apple man pants?
2 tags
luckyspike:
like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food
does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just
“you know i don’t really feel like human tonight.
im gonna have a hot pocket.”
2 tags
nanalew:
toldyouamilliontimes:
blogathan:
idea for classroom icebreaker: let wild squirrel loose
pretty sure Gilderoy Lockhart tried that with Cornish Pixies.
And the three kids left standing went on to defeat the Dark Lord. Successful bonding method? I think so.
