The Wicked Companion • LET ME JUST TELL YOU ABOUT ARTEMIS FUCKING FOWL

LET ME JUST TELL YOU ABOUT ARTEMIS FUCKING FOWL

THIS SHIT WAS FUCKING AMAZING

you like fairies? you like geniuses? you like crime? you like secret code? you like spies and badassery?

IT’S GOT IT ALL

it’s like somebody sprinkled sherlock with fairy dust and machine guns and it had a baby

this shit was my CHILDHOOD

and it still continues in all it’s awesomeness

so if you like sherlock (esp if you’d love a young sherlock, cuz that’s basically artemis…speaking of which sherlock and artemis would be best evil friends) and you like fairies and you like a whole SHIT TON of badassery

GO READ THESE BOOKS NOW

CUZ IMMA GO READ THEM AGAIN BEFORE THE NEW ONE COMES OUT

CUZ THEY ARE UNDERFUCKINGRATED

and that was my rant of awesome for TODAY

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For the record, I love this series.
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it’s like somebody sprinkled sherlock with fairy dust and machine guns and it had a baby best description of Artemis...
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I never received my acceptance letter to Hogwarts, so I'm leaving the Shire in the TARDIS to become a Jedi in Narnia. I'll use the alethiometer to be a consulting detective at Pigfarts, which is on Mars, where I'll become a State Alchemist and use my alchemy to kill demons with the Winchesters. May the Triforce be ever in my favor in my Pokemon battles with the Sailor Senshi against the Fire Nation in defending Camp Half-Blood. I'll use the skills I learned from Greendale paintball and my days as a LEPrecon officer to do science at Aperture Laboratories and to train dragons. Then I'll use my Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic to hitchhike onto Serenity, which will take me to Gallifrey where I can finally carry out my flying monkey coup of Timelord government. And when I retire I'll live in a Bluth Development Company home in Storybrooke and spend my weekends at McLaren's, helping the environment in my quest to become a living Studio Ghibli movie. Meanwhile this nerdfighter will watch YouTubers, Mel Brooks movies, and Monty Python in the hopes that all that will actually happen. But who knows it probably won't because Ashley Katchadourian wasn't watching the door.
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